Knock knock!!! who's there 'ya' "yawhoo!" Yahoo.

What is potatoes least favorite day "Friday"

Why wouldnt they let the turkey the turkey eat at the table? " cuz it would GOBBLE all the food.

One day a stranger went to the Super Bowl and brung a bowl and said "where is the milk and cereal.

This person is so heavy when he stood on the scale, it showed in cell phone number which equal 7 digits

This person is so heavy when she sat on a iphone it made an ipad.

This person is so skinny he can run around the shower without getting wet.

This person is so stupid he threw a rock at the ground and missed.

This person is so stupid he was staring at the orange juice container because it said concentrated.

This person is so big that her belly button gets to the door before her.

This person teeth is so yellow it caused traffic.

This person is so big Dora cant explorer.

This person is so big that she got baptisted at in the ocean

This person is so big that when a bus hit him he said "who threw that stick at me!"